If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Randomize
