Already got asked if we're dating
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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