I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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