This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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