About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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