Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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