I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
