yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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