So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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