would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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