Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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