i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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