You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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