It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Say something about gay babies.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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