normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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