where am i from again
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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