Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
