Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
