No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
