Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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