I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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