Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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