i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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