I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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