Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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