So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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