So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
soo... how was my night?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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