I can text with my tongue
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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