I want to make a zoo with you.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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