I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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