thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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