idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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