What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I just want to make out with him forever
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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