Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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