I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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