Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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