No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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