Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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