Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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