I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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