Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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