Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I have fence marks all over my body
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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