We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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