Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
What a dumb baby whore.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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