guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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