so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
be right there i have to get my cape
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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