I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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