if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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