Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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