I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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