um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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