even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
we're making bets on your personal life
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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