He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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