im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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