Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Oh god it's open bar.
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