Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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