I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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