you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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